Hoe-Skapades 2022 Episode 2- Curiosity Killed the Cat!
Dear B.L.U.N.T RADIO,
Am I naughty or nice for this one? My name is Kelvin Johnson and I need some advice. See, I broke up with my ex boyfriend, Jerome, roughly a year ago and we have attempted to be friends with each other despite our incompatibility. While we dated he became cool with some of my friends including my best friend Sarah so to make sure things weren't awkward we ‘tried’ to be “friends”. He really wasnt shit and his friendship really didnt mean much to me but I remembered how good the sex was and I still secretly wanted to fuck him.
Diving a little further into this story my best friend Sarah used to talk to a friend of mine named Michael. They talked for roughly 6 months before she cut ties with him. See Michael wasn't truthful about the “other” women he was talking to and it ended in the other girl he was talking to fighting Sarah. When I tell you the T was hot in that situation. The other girl got her ass beat and Sarah almost fought him too but decided to take the high road and end their interaction altogether. Me and Michael were still friends though. Their business had nothing to do with me.
A lot can change in a year….That year had been kind to both Jerome and Michael. Jerome got finer and Michael bulked up. Myself and Sarah both took notice and concocted a plan to get both of these niggas in the same spot so we could have our way with them. Every year Sarah and our core group of friends would throw an overnight Christmas party. We decided I would ask Michael to come and Sarah would ask Jerome to come because Sarah still had a good relationship with Jerome and I with Micheal. We didn't think it would work…. until it did. December the 25th both of these men agreed to come to the party and spend the night. I was looking forward to getting my back blown out by Jerome and to break his back in too. About 2 hours into the party we proceed straight into drinking games. See here is where things took a left turn. Sarah drew a card from the stack and read aloud “Tell the person across from you to suck on the neck of the person left of them.” Sarah looked straight at me and told me to do what the card said.The person left of me was Michael. At this point, I said fuck it. He is Hetero and we are friends. Besides, we were playing a game and I didnt think anything of it. As soon as I put my lips on this niggas neck, his bead fell back in ecstasy. I immediately stopped and pretended like what happened didn't. Not today Satan! I drew a card and it instructed everyone to take 5 shots. It was all downhill from here. To make a long short short, everyone that brought somebody started tonguing them down. Me with my high alcohol tolerance decided it was time for me to go to bed. I didn't have time for the shenanigans and I couldn't find Jerome. I was gonna take my “L” with grace. I made it to the guest room to lay down and to my surprise Michael had followed me. I kid you not, this nigga looked me dead in my eye and said
“You left me hanging out there. I want some more of what you were doing to my neck earlier.”
When I tell you I was terrified and turned on at the same time because I knew how big this man's dick was. Don't ask me how. Not only that, I was plotting on my ex, Jerome, and not this nigga who I thought was a Hetero. This man then dove after me and proceeded to kiss me. I folded like a lawn chair and had sex with this man. About 15 minutes in, somehow my ex found us and joined in. I had a threesome in my best friend’s guest room with a nigga she was plotting on and my ex. I am clearly not the friend of the year. I woke up the next day naked beside these two men. Michael was still hard and Jerome was too. I got out of the bed, put on my clothes, and drove straight home. I was not about to caught buck booty ass naked beside these two niggas. What should I do? It's been 3 weeks and no one has approached me about it and I do not think Sarah knows. Michael is acting like it didn't happen and my ex hasn't mentioned it. Should I just play dumb like everyone else or should I say something to Sarah?
