Naughty Santa
It's cold and snowy outside, Why not stay in? Honey, please pass the cookies and wine. There's a pink and warm gift I need to attend.
Sweetie, you can call me Santa. I'm full of holly jolly delights. Enough with the boring banter. Santa's wants to ride your sleigh tonight.
Let me unwrap your colorful wrapper. Santa needs to find his holiday surprise. Is it me or has it gotten damper? I see the bright bells dangling in your eyes.
Sweetie, Let me fill in your nice and sleek stocking. I to fill it with holiday cheer. Do you see the throbbing, ow no I’m not stopping, is that shocking?
Wow, look at those big, perky, and jingling ornaments. Mind if Santa can hold them? Believe me, you won't have an unsatisfied disappointment. They'll be the most nice, sparkling, and polished gems.
Santa want to kiss your pink mistletoe baby! Let me burn your fire. Let me lick your candycane while you glow. Let Santa Checkoff your list of desires.
Santa wants go deep down in your chimney, he wants deliver you a huge present. Have to admire the nice scenery. Do you want some of Santa's luminescence to reach transcendence.
Santa's lust and desire keeps glowing brighter then Rudolph Nose's. Sing(In many times and many ways. I'll give you a Merry Christmas to you, My Rose.) Don't worry, I'll shovel the moody black coal away.
Ow, your interested in Santa's Christmas tree. Please don’t be afraid to decorate it. Santa's going to make you feel lose, clear, and at ease. Santa's ready to pinch a nice holiday tent.
Now, it's time to send the tree home. Now, it's time to send extra wood in the fireplace. Ow, did I hear a sudden gasp or a loud mouns. Now, I see the red and green going across your face.
Your shaking more then any bells. I hear you ringing in jolly good pleasure. Do you feel the Christmas spell? No more displeasure for this burning leisure.
Time for Santa to ride his Holly jolly sleigh. Come on, my cute, sweet, and delightful reindeer. Time to rush and crush the grinchiness away. Run faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, and faster my dear.
Let me spank your holiday hams to move more, more, and more. We need to warm the pale night away. Do you feel the scorching downpour. If so, Let us play, play, and play.
Santa needs to take a break for Christmas sake. I feel myself going for a snooze. Time to dream in the blanket lake. Time to pay over dues in the holiday blues.