No Homo

No hetero but I like looking at men’s asses 

when they walk past me.

I can’t help myself.

Those grey sweatpants and huggable jeans 

be catching me off guard.

They all come in different sizes, firmness, thickness, 

it’s like walking in a garden and seeing all the fruit 

different trees bear but your eyes get drawn on that 

one, juicy plump tree filled with apples built at the 

bottom of their jeans.

I hope I don’t sound hetero when I say this but

men are so attractive when they’re dominant in 

the relationship.

To see a man taking his throne in his relationship

and taking the reigns while his woman his being

the submissive one with little to no say unless it

involves domestic work is such a relationship goal.

It also shows that he was raised by a real man and 

knows how to be manly like a real man should

instead of succumbing to lower, feminine

mannerisms such as empathy and vulnerability.

Wait, did you just see that girl and guy over there

physically touching each other?

See?! That’s that hetero shit I don’t like.

I don’t get down like that.

I’m not heterophobic but it’s just not my thing.

I’ll still support my friends if they were heterosexual

but I just can’t get behind their lifestyle.

It’s not normal.

I don’t even know why they even show their lifestyle for

the world to see when things like that should be kept

private and behind closed doors.

Nobody wants to see that and nobody cares.

What if children see a guy and a girl holding hands or 

kissing each other in kids’ shows

and they end up turning hetersexual?!

Don’t get me wrong, I love my heterosexuals but

according to my religion, it’s an abomination and a sin.

Our god created Adam and Steve, not Adam & Eve.

It says in our sacred scriptures that men shall not lay

with women as they lay down with men; meaning,

you’ll go to scary, place of despair in the afterlife

and be tortured forever for having sex and loving

the opposite sex.

I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t want to be

tortured for all of afterlife eternity even though

it may mean psychologically torturing myself 

during my time here on Earth by negating my

humanly instincts and abandoning my social

and emotional needs to please the chu-

I meant our sacred deity.

I didn’t mean to come off a bit hetero.

Just wanted to make sure you didn’t

see me as something I’m not.